Showing posts with label Snow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Snow. Show all posts

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Two problems

I'm in a picture-taking-in-the-snow-mood. Two problems with this are as follows:

  1. We are currently in the month of May, which means there is no snow right now. This makes me very sad and the sun makes me mad. Yes, yes, I know - that rhymed...not even planned. I'm just good like that. HOWEVER, the good thing about living in Missouri is that the weather could change at any minute. I know many of you out there are virtually throwing things at me or will be throwing things at me the next time you see me. (One of those people sadly enough is probably my wonderful guy.)
  2. I am at work. Don't get me wrong, I like my work, but in this particular moment I loathe it due to my desire to be in a beautiful downfall of snow. Once again, HOWEVER, having some '80s music playing in the background helps just a tiny bit.:)

I apologize to those of you who opened this blog thinking it was going to be mind boggling and brilliant. Instead you got a rant. Then again, my thoughtless rhyme a couple paragraphs up was pretty brilliant, I must say.
I will now leave you to your horribly hot, insect-infested Saturday as I know you are now probably packing a bag full of fruits and heads of lettuce to throw at me, given the slight chance you see me randomly walking down the street.

With love...

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Please stay a little longer...

Dear Winter 2011-2012,

Not that you really came in the first place, but I'd rather you not leave. At all.
Your 60-degree days and your sunny skies have worn out their welcome. Days like those now disgust me.
PJ Harvey doesn't seem to care either way...

...He can stick his head in the ground whether it's snow or just a pile of leaves.


Oh, and your tease of snow comes in the form of a hail storm?

SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!

So, if you possibly could...please just stay a little longer.
However, on the off chance that you decide to leave, could you please come back next year stronger than ever? ☺ That would REALLY make everyone here extremely happy. Yes, that last sentence was dripping with sarcasm. But I will be extremely happy and really, I am the one that matters.

With a pleasant smile,
Your snow-loving fan